A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human; Introduction

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Written by: Sasha Smores



Edited by: Riley Rose Phipps and Penny Paloma Phipps, (a.k.a THE GUINEA GIRLS)








Introduction

I am Sasha, hear me bark! 


Hi! I am Sasha, well I guess you already know that I wrote this book, called A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human. I am a bernedoodle, for people who don’t know what type of dog that is, it is a mix of a Bernese mountain dog and a poodle, a bernedoodle. Well- UUUUUGH! Riley, Penny, I’m in the middle of writing a book here! Hold on for a moment, my sisters need to ask me something, be right back!  


A Couple hours later…     Sorry for the long wait, my sister's, Riley the host of The Guinea Pig Cooking Show and Penny the host of Design Your Guinea, were bugging me about giving me the idea of starting the book so they should get a part in it. After a couple minutes (hours) we decided that at the end of each lesson they get to talk about some tips or just some info. If you see these colors, Riley and Penny, just know one of them is talking. Anyhoo let’s start with introducing our characters. We have the Alfa, leader of our pack, Mrs. Mommy, the lovey dovey but sometimes stern wife of Alfa, Victoria, the oldest and best child of all, Ethan, the boy who doesn’t really play with me, and last but not least, Ava, the little one who lets me have anything I want. You’ve met the characters, got to know a little about me and now we start with our first lesson!

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