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A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human; Lesson 2

    Lesson 2 How to get food when you want it  Well those were some insulting comments from Riley! Also don’t listen to her, everything I said is totally true. So you know from my last story that if you look at what you want you’ll get it. Well not in this situation, humans don’t just give over food, that’s their favorite thing! (other than us pets!) So in my story try and pick up a few tips. Here it is: “Chicken, I smell chicken. Beautiful Chicken.” Is all I could think about when they cooked the perfectly cooked chicken on the grill. It was super cold that evening but I didn’t care. I sat outside staring at the chicken and forming a plan in my head on how to get it. Finally Alfa picked up the chicken and brought it inside. I followed not far behind, wagging my tail. He squeezed some last minute lime juice on it and cut pieces to put on plates. Everybody sat down to eat while I sat there staring at my plain kibble. My first attempt; Begging. First I tried Mrs. Mommy but...

A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human; Lesson (Chapter) 1

  Lesson 1 How to get your owner to pick up your poop So you’ve read the title, that gives you the idea of what's gonna happen next. All fellow dogs out there, we do our business in peace and then leave, but we don’t always want to come back later and step on it. Lucky for you I have tips on how to make your owner pick it up for you. Now, everyone thinks, let’s just poop so much that they’ll have to pick it up, well you're wrong, my Alfa picks it up three times a week and if my Alfa can do it yours can too. So follow along to my story and see if you can pick up any tips along the way.  “Sasha! Want to go bye bye!” Victoria called to me. I ran up the brown brick steps into my green bumpy house where Victoria was standing with her pink backpack on and my walker in her hand. She instructed me to sit and gently hooked my walker onto my necklace collar. She rose and we started walking when I felt it. I immediately pulled the walker and Victoria to the grass and started sniffing....

A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human; Introduction

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  Written by: Sasha Smores Edited by: Riley Rose Phipps and Penny Paloma Phipps, (a.k.a THE GUINEA GIRLS) Introduction I am Sasha, hear me bark!   Hi! I am Sasha, well I guess you already know that I wrote this book, called A Dog's Guide to Training Your Human. I am a bernedoodle, for people who don’t know what type of dog that is, it is a mix of a Bernese mountain dog and a poodle, a bernedoodle. Well- UUUUUGH! Riley, Penny, I’m in the middle of writing a book here! Hold on for a moment, my sisters need to ask me something, be right back!   A Couple hours later…     Sorry for the long wait, my sister's, Riley the host of The Guinea Pig Cooking Show and Penny the host of Design Your Guinea , were bugging me about giving me the idea of starting the book so they should get a part in it. After a couple minutes (hours) we decided that at the end of each lesson they get to talk about some tips or just some info. If you see these colors, Riley and Penny , just ...